After seeing a commercial for Go-gurt: "I want that!"
Me: "What is it?"
Annika: "It's this stuff that you eat, and it makes you go flat on the floor, and you die."
Me: "And you WANT that?"
Annika: "Well... you die very slow!"
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Me: "Go tell Daddy he's in the 'Cottage Room'"
Annika: "Uh, ok, but... I don't speak Spanish"
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"That's not a rash, that's the Stewie Bensons!"
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"Mommy, how are you going to explain me?"