Thursday, April 26, 2012

I Want That!

After seeing a commercial for Go-gurt:  "I want that!"
Me: "What is it?"
Annika:  "It's this stuff that you eat, and it makes you go flat on the floor, and you die."
Me:  "And you WANT that?"
Annika:  "Well... you die very slow!"

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Me:  "Go tell Daddy he's in the 'Cottage Room'"
Annika:  "Uh, ok, but... I don't speak Spanish"

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"That's not a rash, that's the Stewie Bensons!"

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"Mommy, how are you going to explain me?"