4 yrs old:
There was a HUGE wasp in AK’s room upstairs and since Adam was gone at work I valiantly tried to capture it, but ended up screaming and running around in a panic’d state instead, yelling and waving my arms around and causing a scene.
Totally deadpan, Annika goes, “Wow, Mommy- if I had known you were going to put on a show I would have bought popcorn!”
“Ugh, you’re such a cardsharper, Mom”
“New York is where babies go to cry. That’s why they call it CryBaby City”
AK: Is this too much soap?
Me: Yes! Too much!
AK: Well I NEED too much soap!
“Life is pretty good, except when it’s being a jerk store!”
AK: Help me spell our address so I can write it!
Me: Ok. 1
AK: A little unusual, but ok
Ak: (laughs) Sorry, we only used H in the olden times.
Original jokes by Annika: (4yrs)
Q: How many clowns can fit into a small car?
A: About 6
Q: What do you call something that has 60 windows and 5 wheels?
A. A skyscraper with wheels